You need to be kidding at this level. He actually is simply admitting to the crimes he’s accused of on the web, and he’s nonetheless going to get away with it??
As you’ve little doubt heard by now, after a yr and a half of making an attempt to get Donald Trump to return all of the labeled paperwork he took after dropping the presidency, the feds truly raided Mar-A-Lago… and located TONS of prime secret docs.
We’re speaking severely prime secret stuff involving nationwide protection — paperwork no civilian is allowed to have (and most authorities officers aren’t even allowed to learn)! Any one in every of us could be jailed for espionage! He additionally lied to the federal government and denied he had them — which is fairly textbook obstruction of justice, to not point out consciousness of guilt.
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To this point his defenses haven’t been sturdy, to say the least. He started by extremely insinuating the FBI planted proof, making an enormous deal about how his legal professionals weren’t allowed to be within the room throughout the search. Effectively, he simply blew THAT protection out of the water!
OK, so you will have heard the Division of Justice launched a photograph Tuesday night time as a part of their newest authorized submitting displaying everybody simply what these prime secret paperwork they discovered appear like. Kinda laborious to overlook, proper?
However Trump HILARIOUSLY misunderstood the purpose of the pic!
He began complaining that the feds staged the picture to make it appear like they discovered the paperwork simply mendacity round on the carpet. We aren’t even joking. That is how his mind works. He posted to his TRUTH Social feed on Wednesday:
“There appears to be confusion as to the ‘image’ the place paperwork have been sloppily thrown on the ground after which launched photographically for the world to see, as if that’s what the FBI discovered after they broke into my dwelling. Improper! They took them out of cartons and unfold them round on the carpet, making it appear like an enormous ‘discover’ for them. They dropped them, not me – Very deceiving…”
He actually thinks they’re making an attempt to make him appear like a slob. It’s… it’s a photograph for proof. The proof is laid out for the digicam. Not a single affordable one who noticed this thought the FBI was making an attempt to make it appear like that’s how they discovered the docs.
And earlier than you doubt that is what Trump is upset about, he doubled down! He went on the John Fredericks Radio Present on Thursday morning and guaranteed everybody he’s NOT a slob!
“Lots of people suppose that once you stroll into my workplace, I’ve confidential paperwork or no matter it might be – all declassified – however I had confidential paperwork unfold out throughout my flooring. Like a slob. Like I’m sitting there studying these paperwork all day lengthy or someone else could be.”
And he acquired others to go unfold the message, too! His daughter-in-law Lara Trump went on Fox & Associates to defend him, too!
“He’s a really neat particular person. He would by no means scatter paperwork round on a flooring like that.”
And Alina Habba, one in every of his legal professionals, went on Hannity to argue:
“I do have firsthand information, as you realize, I’m down there continuously. I’ve by no means seen that. I’ve by no means seen that. That isn’t the way in which his workplace seems. Anyone that is aware of President Trump’s workplace – he has visitors continuously there – it’s, uh, only a joke.”
Hahahaha! There’s a joke occurring right here, but it surely’s not the one they suppose.
Trump mentioned in his social media rant the paperwork have been saved in “cartons” and never on the ground like that. Man, the issue was by no means that the labeled docs have been on the ground — which, once more, we can not reiterate sufficient, NO ONE THOUGHT. It’s that you had them in any respect. After all they have been in bins, everybody will get that. The difficulty is that you simply’re saying you knew they have been in these bins as a substitute of the ground. And people bins have been at your silly, fully unsecure Florida resort! That’s the crime half!
Talking of the shortage of safety, did y’all catch when his lawyer mentioned Trump “has visitors continuously” in his workplace? The place the highest secret nationwide protection paperwork have been saved?? Three of which have been present in his desk together with his passport?!?
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